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SUNDAY SPECTATOR
January 20, 2008
Canada's wonderland
I wonder if I should make a complaint to a "Human" "Rights" "Commission" (I write sarcastically). Perhaps I could get a hundred or more journalists to go in with me. The complaint would be lodged with the "human rights" bureaucracies for Canada, British Columbia, Alberta, and perhaps Ontario -- simultaneously, the way the Canadian Islamic Congress has brought its case against Maclean's magazine for publishing Mark Steyn.

Better yet, since the Canadian taxpayer is paying the bills for frivolous suits to these kangaroo courts -- and doesn't seem to mind covering blank cheques -- perhaps we should bring a hundred or more separate complaints. They would all be against the “human rights” commissions and tribunals themselves.

Each one of us would explain how we, as members of the class “journalists,” are being subjected to hatred by the acts of the HRCs. We could go on imaginatively about how we felt personally demeaned and humiliated by what the HRCs were doing to such colleagues of ours as Mark Steyn, Ezra Levant, and Fr Alphonse de Valk of Catholic Insight. We could write tear-jerkers about how sensitive we are, and just how badly our feelings have been hurt, by the sight of "human rights commissions" undoing all the advances in press freedom that had been achieved over more than three centuries. For that is the sort of thing that really wrecks your day.

It would be fun to watch the HRCs investigate themselves. Several hundred thousand people -- mostly abroad, alas -- have watched the tapes Ezra Levant posted on his website, of the ludicrous interrogation of him by Shirley McGovern, an officer of the Alberta Human Rights Commission. Why not tapes of Ms McGovern interrogating herself, and going through her standard checklist, to see what thought crimes she has committed?

In drafting the complaints, we might find a model in the rambling, hand-scrawled, semi-literate effusion of the Calgary imam, Syed Soharwardy, that launched the “human rights” case against Mr Levant -- after Calgary police told him that, under Canadian law, Mr Levant could not be simply arrested and imprisoned for publishing cartoons in his magazine that Imam Soharwardy didn't like.

That's why you go to an HRC: because your case is not good enough to stand up in a legitimate court of law. And because you don't want to invest your own time and money, but would rather the taxpayer provide officers to do the paperwork, and pick up the tab. Instead, you want a slam-dunk way in which you can victimize someone you don't like, by playing the victim yourself, without any financial or legal consequences, except to him. “Human rights” commissions were designed to provide just this service, for the use of persons who are both litigious, and lazy.

Since Imam Soharwardy's training is in Shariah -- in Saudi Arabia and in Pakistani madrassahs -- he perhaps needs advice on getting protection from a Canadian court against his own HRC problems. For women from his mosque -- the Al-Madinah Calgary Islamic Assembly -- have brought an HRC complaint against him. They allege that he discriminates against women, to the point of uttering abusive language, ignoring their questions, making them sit at the back of the hall, threatening them physically and verbally, pushing them out on the streets, and finally, pursuing them with obscene and threatening letters and phone calls.

Poor Imam Soharwardy. He should argue, that if any of these complaints were substantial, the women could have gathered evidence and made formal criminal charges. Harassing women is a serious charge, in this country, and physically abusing any human being is against existing laws that have been on the books since time out of mind. He should himself allege, that these women in his mosque chose an HRC because they weren't very sure of their case. The imam should seek an injunction against the women for harassing HIM. Unless, of course, he's not very sure what might emerge in that court, in the course of his own action.

Seriously: I think those with the means (Maclean's magazine, for instance) should now be applying to proper courts of law in Canada, to obtain injunctions against harassing “human rights” suits, brought with the purpose of abridging freedom of the press. And other media in Canada, whether or not already under attack themselves, should be giving continuous front-page coverage to this issue, in which freedom of the press is itself at stake.

For there is something even more seriously wrong in Canada, than HRCs, when these appalling cases are getting more attention abroad, than here at home.

David Warren